Standard Issue Berg Tee
Standard Issue Berg Tee
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$15.00 USD
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Issued to new members upon acceptance into the Andrew Syndicate. This ultra-soft unisex tee is breathable, durable, and engineered for maximum smirk support. Whether you’re infiltrating digital spaces or just lounging in existential dread — this is your uniform.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather variants may contain trace -berg)
• Light enough for the meme wars, strong enough for real life
• Pre-shrunk for stability under decentralized pressure
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping to reinforce identity alignment
• Sourced from across the continent — just like our followers
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather variants may contain trace -berg)
• Light enough for the meme wars, strong enough for real life
• Pre-shrunk for stability under decentralized pressure
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping to reinforce identity alignment
• Sourced from across the continent — just like our followers
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
