Andrew Slides 2.0 (women)
Andrew Slides 2.0 (women)
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Step boldly into meme season. These upgraded Andrew Slides feature a cushioned strap for maximum stride confidence and a textured footbed that whispers “you are Andrew” with every step. Ideal for poolside conversion rituals, metaverse walks, or IRL shitposting marathons.
• Padded faux leather upper strap – for smirk-worthy comfort
• Lightweight polyurethane sole – floats like your ego
• Contoured footbed – aligns your soles and your soul
• Reinforced stitching for extended meme missions
• Spot-clean only, unless you walk through Twitter
• Handmade, unironically
🌍 Available in most civilized nations. If yours isn’t listed… are you even ready to Berg?
⚠️ Yes, they smell like glue. That’s the scent of transformation.
• Padded faux leather upper strap – for smirk-worthy comfort
• Lightweight polyurethane sole – floats like your ego
• Contoured footbed – aligns your soles and your soul
• Reinforced stitching for extended meme missions
• Spot-clean only, unless you walk through Twitter
• Handmade, unironically
🌍 Available in most civilized nations. If yours isn’t listed… are you even ready to Berg?
⚠️ Yes, they smell like glue. That’s the scent of transformation.
Size guide
| US WOMEN | UK | EUROPE | JAPAN | FOOT LENGTH (inches) | SHOES LENGTH (inches) | |
| 5.5 | 5.5 | 3 | 36 | 22.5 | 8 ⅞ | 9 ½ |
| 6.5 | 6.5 | 4 | 37 | 23.5 | 9 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| 7 | 7 | 4.5 | 38 | 24 | 9 ¼ | 10 |
| 8 | 8 | 5.5 | 39 | 25 | 9 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 8.5 | 8.5 | 6 | 40 | 25.5 | 9 ¾ | 10 ½ |
| 9.5 | 9.5 | 7 | 41 | 26.5 | 10 ⅛ | 10 ¾ |
| 10 | 10 | 7.5 | 42 | 27 | 10 ¼ | 11 |
| 11 | 11 | 8.5 | 43 | 28 | 10 ⅝ | 11 ¼ |
| 11.5 | 11.5 | 9 | 44 | 28.5 | 10 ¾ | 11 ½ |
| US WOMEN | UK | EUROPE | JAPAN | FOOT LENGTH (cm) | SHOES LENGTH (cm) | |
| 5.5 | 5.5 | 3 | 36 | 22.5 | 22.6 | 24.1 |
| 6.5 | 6.5 | 4 | 37 | 23.5 | 23.2 | 24.8 |
| 7 | 7 | 4.5 | 38 | 24 | 23.5 | 25.4 |
| 8 | 8 | 5.5 | 39 | 25 | 24.5 | 26 |
| 8.5 | 8.5 | 6 | 40 | 25.5 | 24.8 | 26.7 |
| 9.5 | 9.5 | 7 | 41 | 26.5 | 25.7 | 27.3 |
| 10 | 10 | 7.5 | 42 | 27 | 26 | 28 |
| 11 | 11 | 8.5 | 43 | 28 | 27 | 28.6 |
| 11.5 | 11.5 | 9 | 44 | 28.5 | 27.3 | 29.2 |
