Andrew Slides 2.0 (men)

$35.00 USD

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Step boldly into meme season. These upgraded Andrew Slides feature a cushioned strap for maximum stride confidence and a textured footbed that whispers “you are Andrew” with every step. Ideal for poolside conversion rituals, metaverse walks, or IRL shitposting marathons.

• Padded faux leather upper strap – for smirk-worthy comfort
• Lightweight polyurethane sole – floats like your ego
• Contoured footbed – aligns your soles and your soul
• Reinforced stitching for extended meme missions
• Spot-clean only, unless you walk through Twitter
• Handmade, unironically

🌍 Available in most civilized nations. If yours isn’t listed… are you even ready to Berg?

⚠️ Yes, they smell like glue. That’s the scent of transformation.

Size guide

	US MEN	UK	EUROPE	JAPAN	FOOT LENGTH (inches)	SHOES LENGTH (inches)
6.5	6.5	5.5	39	24.5	9 ⅝	10 ¼
7	7	6	40	25	9 ¾	10 ½
8	8	7	41	26	10 ⅛	10 ¾
8.5	8.5	7.5	42	26.5	10 ¼	11
9.5	9.5	8.5	43	27.5	10 ⅝	11 ¼
10	10	9	44	28	10 ¾	11 ½
11	11	10	45	29	11 ¼	11 ¾
11.5	11.5	10.5	46	29.5	11 ½	12
12.5	12.5	11.5	47	30.5	11 ⅞	12 ¼

	US MEN	UK	EUROPE	JAPAN	FOOT LENGTH (cm)	SHOES LENGTH (cm)
6.5	6.5	5.5	39	24.5	24.5	26
7	7	6	40	25	24.8	26.7
8	8	7	41	26	25.7	27.3
8.5	8.5	7.5	42	26.5	26	28
9.5	9.5	8.5	43	27.5	27	28.6
10	10	9	44	28	27.3	29.2
11	11	10	45	29	28.6	29.9
11.5	11.5	10.5	46	29.5	29.2	30.5
12.5	12.5	11.5	47	30.5	30.2	31.1

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